I went to see a psychologist about my driving and he recommended i get screened for ADD. My wife belief with my screening and realised she had it too, probably why we get along so well. Told our parents about it and they said oh that’s just the personality you got from us 🤣

Fuck, gotta take my pills

I know it’s a habit for you guys but don’t this criminal to Australia

Just as an FYI, there is an organisation that declares recessions in the USA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Bureau_of_Economic_Research?wprov=sfla1

Remember when 4chan and the Donald memed Trump into the Whitehouse in 2016? Yeah…

Colombia*

As a fellow suchus enjoyed may I introduce the quinkana, a land crocodile that chased land mammals, would have lived along side komodo dragons and would’ve been seen by indigenous Australians

Just discovered postosuchus, which is a bipedal croc and as an Aussie I’m obliged to love crocodiles. What? It isn’t a dinosaur?

Only when the dead line is close though

I was thinking the same thing. The MAGA base is financially liberal and socially conservative, she’s pitching herself to those people for a promotion

Missing the part where you left the keys in the door lock

Matt Levine is a wall Street lawyer who now does opinion pieces for Bloomberg, usually pretty informative and well written. Here’s the full piece

https://archive.is/20251009105509/https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/newsletters/2025-10-06/openai-is-good-at-deals

I didn’t think I’d ever say this to any one, but “HubertManne, thank you for your service” o7

Why did he deep fry his cock?

Not saying I agree with it, but this is how they will try to reinterpret that case.

Note that this was published 2011 during Obama’s term, presumably when arguing that he didn’t have a long form birth certificate

https://www.heritage.org/immigration/commentary/birthright-citizenship-fundamental-misunderstanding-the-14th-amendment

All class

I like it’s bogan cousin, the Suzuki mighty boy more!

Thanks Plato

Take the pope’s words to JD Vance, “love doesn’t have a budget, you try to love everyone as hard as you can” (paraphrasing)

He might have had some routine surgery, probably not uncommon for someone his age, but his vanity won’t allow himself to appear weak