YoiksAndAway

“How can we let the reader know that the elephant in the room has autism?”

“Well, how about if we have it wear a button that says, 'I have autism”, you know, like people with autism do?"

“Brilliant! And how do we let the reader know that the autism is from vaccinations?”

“Easy! We just show a bunch of hypodermic syringes sticking out of it, like all of those vaccine-loving cuck doctors just stabbed it and left them there.”

“Did they bother to depress the syringe and inject the vaccine?”

“Nope!”

“Brilliant!”

My GF, who has been a nurse for over 20 years, didn’t get a joke I made about Kash, so I showed her his official pic on my phone. Her exact words: “Ooh! In the psych unit we used to call those eyes ‘Manson Lamps’!”

Damn. That’s more impressive than the snakes that hang from the cave ceiling to snatch bats at dusk. And I was pretty impressed with those snakes.

Next up: Totalitarian Taco Bar.

Signs for Empire Pizza on the old building were reported by KHOU 11 Monday, though it is uncertain whether the restaurant is open to the public yet.

I believe that building is cursed.

This is actually really impressive to anyone who’s had to go through the constantly gloved, baked glassware, non-pyrogenic, DNase RNase free, dedicated lab space nightmare that is RNA isolation.

Stand firm, you crazy bitch.

So would the character have to carry two sets of gear and change with each personality switch? Would the warlock even have the strength to haul around a paladin’s armor and sword?

On edit: And how about changes during combat? Even with a bag of holding, the paladin would have to either fight without armor and a proper weapon or fall back and equip. The warlock would be immobile until he could drop the paladin gear. In either case, they’re dropping loot on personality changes during battle. Disclaimer: I’m going off old-school Baldur’s Gate and I’ve never played table-top, so I could be completely wrong about all of this.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, BLUE!

Cool! This guy changed how I use my dishwasher.

No problem! I can just kill the process in the…shit.

Why do we need to “test” 80-year old technology? Am I missing something here?

Any Infocom game, for that matter. Zork II and Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy were fun, too.

It’s not that bad if you’re young. It gets harder when you’re older. Still sucks, though.

Careful! Cancer was around before cigarettes or dioxin. Not that I don’t think RFK is full of shit, but sometimes it’s best to ignore bad arguments when there are so many good ones to be made.

According to the caption, it’s an “artist’s impression”. Artists. So impressionable!

Speaking of West Virginia cryptids, yesterday was the 73rd anniversary of the sighting of the Flatwoods Monster, who also has a distinct sense of fashion.