The antifa is coming from IN the house

It’s not fun hahahahha

It can but getting you passtbrough set up and running right can be a bit of a bitch. Lots of fucking with iommu settings

Mv /home/“$USER”/Downloads /home/“$USER”/downloads

I was in my 30s when I realized phoenix down was, like, the down feathers from a phoenix. Like goose down. And not “PHOENIX DOWN!”

I think about a majestic golden eagle who is in an erotic fight to the death with a mermaid.

The grieving widow Kirk needs us all to cum together to lighten her mood.

I mean that literally, we should send her lavish gift baskets where everything inside of it is filled with cum somehow. Cumdy apples, Cumembert cheese, diet cum, the works.

The Red Hot Furry Pepper Wars were truly a tragedy.

Alrighty then.

I never finished it.

I hated that my weapons constantly broke. I didn’t find the world particularly interesting to explore. The puzzles felt tedious.

Modders are going to do some really weird things to this game.

Hence the if.

I’d imagine if they’re going to act then they’re waiting for some line to be crossed.

Not sure where that line would be but.

Why?

Are you sure it isn’t an old pirate ship from the 1800s?

All I want in life is someone to douse me in hot piss and cuddle me to sleep.

Really, isn’t that what everyone wants?

Sigh.

I’d vote for a bear on cocaine in any elected position whenever I possibly could. Out of principal. If a bear on cocaine made its way onto a ballot you know he or she would be a great leader.

Hey baby, wanna bone?

Is everyone else as turned on as I am right now?

“Finally! I’ve finished my kill-bot. Come, gather round, as I unveil it to the world”

“But Professor Killington”

“Yes, adorable, one-legged, orphan Timmy?”

“Why did you make a kill-bot?”

“Well, so it would indiscriminately murder anything and everything that moves, of course”

“But professor, that sounds dangerous”

“Don’t be a fucking retard Timmy. I know what I’m doing”

“O-okay Professor”

“Now everyone gather round as I turn on the killbot for the very first time, and be amazed as it makes me pancakes”

flips switch

“OH NO, STOP, STOP, STOP KILLING ME, KILL-BOT OH MY GOD, MY SPLEEN, OH, IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HAVE FORRSEEN THIS TERRIBLE TURN OF EVENTS”.