Next they’ll discover that rain makes things wet.

The words “I’m a Black trans communist immigrant that is woke” were found engraved on the lighters.

“Yes Hitler McRacismCEO is a fascist, but Steve NotANazi clears his throat weird. Both sides are the same. Don’t vote.”

I thought she wanted bathroom police to deny people entry.

This is genuinely the lie a bunch of them are running with on Xitter.

I swear that feature doesn’t work. I’ve told it to stop recommending TheQuartering to me so many times and he always pops back up.

Well, was it a photo of an adult tooth or a baby tooth? Adult teeth are too mature for the younguns.

I have perpetually looked like I’m 12 since 2008. That’s the most common number people always give me when they guess my age. I’m so sure an AI would somehow guess correctly.

I could live for a thousand more years and it still wouldn’t be distant enough.