How would the world react to Trump and Putin secretly being in a relationship? Like if a video leaked of Trump on his knees giving Putin a sloppy backstage of an event they were both at?

Came here for this

I wouldn’t be arrested, but I’d definitely be on some watch lists

I love this idea but what if he was bernie sanders vice president first?

My biggest complaint for people saying sanders should be next is that I think he’s too old, But if john Stewart was his vice president I would love that idea. And then immediately follow up with two terms of Stewart

Pretty sure every alaskan ever would be against this

I would love to have yes man as my personal assistant

Sometimes, it really depends on my mood and what im doing

“Seriously? Do I look like I have money?”

Insert Eric Andre meme - " Why would the other politicians do this?"

They just have to stay away till the 22nd right?