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Blubber28@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

On culinary crimes

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On culinary crimes

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Blubber28@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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Inspired by https://lemmy.world/post/6312195

And, to set the record straight, I do enjoy pizza hawaii

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    You wouldn’t be assuming that everyone on Lemmy is American, would you? Because I lost my shit over that too.

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      I’m Dutch myself so nope, not assuming so XD

      Nevertheless, as a European, it is my continental duty to shit on Americans, which is (partially) why I made the meme :P

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        deleted by creator

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          I mean this is simply another reason us American carry guns

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            I don’t think most Americans need a reason.

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              I don’t think Americans need a reason raisin.

              FTFY

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        o7

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        Hold the fucking phone bud. You can shit on America all you want, but don’t. Think you can shit on Americans all you want.

        It was Americans that saved you all in ww2. We are mostly good and decent people.

        But, I have never in my life seen raisins anywhere near Mac & cheese. I’ve never seen olives near it either.

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          Did you not realise the irony of making this comment?

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            They either full well do… or full well don’t. Either way, that’s entertaining!

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          Jokes aside, it was Canada that liberated the Netherlands. And they took in the Dutch royal family as well. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada–Netherlands_relations?useskin=vector

          It’s actually quite a beautiful story to read about, for those who are interested.

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            That’s why we named the quintessential canadian winter warming move after them, the dutch oven.

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      Well, .world is definitely a US domain.

      /s

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    Food is Anarchy dude, Live by Your Own Rules! Star Butterfly pours sugar onto a spicy chimichanga with a smile while Marco Diaz looks on in horror at the perceived food crime.

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      That’s hydrochloric acid, though. Big no-no for ingestion according to my uncle who’s a doctor and my step brother who teaches chemistry.

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        Let me guess, you’re with the DEA?

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          Hell no! Drugs won the war on drugs

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            cook meth with your step brother wen

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              Nah, he doesn’t have cancer and we have single payer healthcare here 🤷

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            drugs have not won the war on drugs until everything is decriminalized B)

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              Drugs are here to stay and thus have won the war. That they’re not legalised and closely regulated means common sense hasn’t won yet.

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                until people can get help without fear of incarceration and healthcare sponsored therapy drugs have not won. people still suffer

                also when the illegal drugs just funnel minorities into prison for slave labor the drugs haven’t won

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        You’re thinking of Dihydrogen Monoxide, 100% of people who ingest it die.

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          And it’s in literally every commercially available beverage! Wake up, sheeple!

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          It’s only a matter of time :(

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        whatever liberal ill drink whatever i want

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          You go right ahead, no reason to defame me like that 😄

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        …What? In what place was HCl- ever mentioned?

        Your reply is nonsensical.

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          I was referring to the liquid that the girl in the picture is pouring…

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    I will go on record as saying I don’t give a shit if there’s pineapple on my pizza. I wouldn’t order it that way, but I’ll enjoy a pineapple, jalapeño, ham pizza if a slice is put in front of me.

    Raisins in Mac and cheese… I can imagine it’s probably tasty enough, but the rubbery consistency of raisins in tandem with sticky pasta is what I find revolting

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      I love raisins and even I think this would taste like shit.

      I do love me some Hawaiian tho and raisins are bomb in a biryani… Fight me 🤣

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      Bacon is a tastier option than the ham… It’s actually my favorite combo of pizza toppings in fact.

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      Today I learned that this thread is real and not a meme. I honestly thought people were joking about raisins in Mac n cheese.

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    There are plenty of americans who feel that pineapple on pizza is a crime.

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      pineapple on pizza is amazing

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      Did Hawaii dirty

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        I mean traditionally ham and pineapple is their thing so I don’t think anyone is getting done dirty so long as non-fans aren’t forced to eat it 🤷

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          Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada by a Greek guy

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            I know 😁

        • smigao@lemm.ee
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          On a pizza ?

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            Yes. It’s actually delicious if done right.

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              I wholeheartedly disagree with you, but that’s okay.

              More pineapple for you, more pepperoni for me

              Don’t have to worry about who gets the last slice.

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      • droans@lemmy.world
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        As always…

        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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        Probably because it’s a Canadian invention.

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        Hawaii is the exception as the only place in the world where eating pizza with pineapple is legal.

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    I don’t get it.

    Is raisins in Mac n cheese like, a big thing in other countries and us Americans just don’t get it? If so I guess more power to you, that is news to me. I’d try anything once but I don’t really like raisins to begin with so it’s a bit of a tough sell.

    And yes, pineapple on pizza is delicious. I’ve seen some truly abhorrent pizza toppings from elsewhere in the world, so I don’t think we have some kind of monopoly on those crimes.

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      Macncheese isn’t a big thing in other countries. Now cheesy potatoes with raisins!

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        What?

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        Mac and Cheese is a Canadian thing

        I wouldn’t want to consider the Kraft boxes to be Mac and Cheese but it’s the only thing with statistics

        Canadians out-eat Americans when it comes to these blue-and-yellow boxes by 55%. That means Canadians buy 1.7 million boxes of the 7 million boxes of Kraft Mac & Cheese that are sold each week

        Read More: https://www.mashed.com/614458/this-country-eats-way-more-kraft-mac-cheese-than-the-us/

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        I get the joke now, thanks.

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    I’m going to take one for the team and make this.

    I also love pineapple on pizza.

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      The problem with Pineapple on pizza is that everyone thinks ham goes with it. That’s ok, but pepperoni and pineapple is so much better, and nobody ever gets to try it because of “Hawaiian” pizza.

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        I think what also turns people off of pineapple on pizza is some places do these huge chunks of pineapple. Smaller chunks are better as they actually cook down a little and are delicious.

        I am also part of the pineapple and pepperoni game. I would also recommend trying pineapple and Italian sausage if you like Italian sausage.

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          And they should be dry well before touching pizza to avoid sogginess.

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        This, also bacon and pineapple 🤤

        Or go full Hawaiian with crispy spam and pineapple…

        Ham is bottom tier tbh

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          Finally someone’s brave enough to say the truth about ham.

          The only reason I enjoy eating ham on meat lovers or Hawaiian pizza is because it’s pizza and it doesn’t disassemble well.

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          Bacon, pineapple, and jalapeño is what the fuck’s up.

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        I just like pineapple on cheese.

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        My wife loves a good 3 P pizza as she calls it…Pineapple, Pepperoni, and Peppers (green). She orders one at least once a month.

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        I put pepperoni, ham, bacon and pineapple on my pizza. So tasty.

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      Make a pineapple, mac and cheese, and raisin pizza.

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        Help

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          No

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      I always like people gatekeeping pizzas that use toppings other than the traditional Italian ones.

      … ignoring the fact that tomato sauce is from the Americas.

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        I put leftover beans and corn on a pizza from Taco night and one of my friends flipped. I thought it was pretty good. Pizza is just bread sauce and a topping.

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          Your friend was right

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            My friend only eats cheese pizza.

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              Ouch. Sucks to be wrong against someone with such poor taste

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      Don’t leave us hanging. Have you died or not?

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        Not dead yet, didn’t make it. I don’t have cheese right now.

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    Ugh. Pineapple on pizza was created in Canada.

    If you wanna throw shade at us go to deep fried Twinkies or something.

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      Deep fried butter. I think we went too far

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    I just want to confirm, that raisins do not belong anywhere! I rather have pineapples in my cheesecake.

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      That does actually sound rather good

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      Pineapple upside down cheesecake… ?

      Somebody invent that!

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        Oh my god… Let me have some

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          But it needs to be an American cheese cake with pinapple, not that stuff we have here in Europe.

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        I’m tempted… sounds delicious and I wonder why I’ve never seen pineapple and cheesecake combined. I wonder if the acidity is hard on the cheesecake.

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      Hear me out. Christmas rice with raisins. They absorb moisture from the dish and become these sweet little treats in the midst of a very buttery and savory rice. I hate raisins but I fucking love that rice.

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        What the hell is Christmas rice?

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          Inquiring minds wants to know

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            Posted an explanation in this comment chain!

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          Maybe it’s a cultural or family thing? So it’s just pre-cooked rice, you cook it as you would any rice I guess, but you add chicken stock, raisins, and butter (at the end, after you’re done cooking it). Variations often also include peas and corn, maybe diced carrots, but we stick to just raisins. The savory mix of the buttery rice with tiny packets of moist raisins sprinkled about the rice makes it delicious!

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        I dunno what Christmas rice is, but raisins are so much better in savory applications than sweet.

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        Interesting. That reminds that there is indeed another dish that is ok with raisins: Christmas loaf (Stollen).

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      Who hurt you?

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    Canadians breathing a sigh of relief when everyone blames America for pineapple on pizza instead of them.

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      I wondered if it might be because of you lot. Pineapple is typically paired with canadian bacon (ham) on pizza.

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        I didn’t like pineapple on pizza until a coworker did pineapple and jalapeno.

        The sweet/spicy combination was pretty great.

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      We can only protect ourselves on the merits of ginger beef and the ceasar for so long…

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      Don’t worry. I blame you for mayonnaise on hamburgers still.

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        Mayo, mustard, and onion were the original hamburger toppings, Canada didn’t invent that.

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        How does one not eat burgers with mayo? It’s the best part

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          While I can go both ways for the mayo on the burger debate, not often you hear that it’s the best part.

          A&W is where I go for the mayo on burger goodness. Even the mozza sauce is just thousand island with more mayo essentially.

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    You do WHAT with Mac n cheese? Nah, forget pine apple pizza, your my new enemy.

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    raisins wtf

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    I’m italian from a family so italian we’re all walking stereotypes, and pinapple+black olive is my favorate pizza combination.

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      You always know when someone says something like “we’re so Italian we…” that they’re definitely not from Italy

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        My grandparents imigrated with all 12 of thier kids (my aunts and uncles), you got a problem -lots of hand motions- wid that? Eh? Eh?

        But seriously who started all this topping gatekeeping, pizza has spread all over the world with variations evrywhere.

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    Not american but why would you put raisins in mac n cheese?

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    There’s a big difference.

    One you’re putting berries on cheese with carbs

    The other you’re putting berries in cheese with carbs

    See the issue?

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      Yes. So Sprinkling raisins on top of the mac&cheese is fine

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        YES.

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    When you fucking what now?

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