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bauve@jlai.lu to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Pfff, HTML

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Pfff, HTML

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bauve@jlai.lu to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Ooh, I’ve had a terrible idea, let’s make an actual programming language with html-like syntax, that sounds fun and not at all horrifying

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      XSLT would like to have a word with you. “Arrays” start at 1.

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      LISP with tags instead of open and close parens.

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      XML syntax, there’s at least ant scripts. They’re … pretty obnoxious to deal with.

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      html + xml + this language = fully tag based stack

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    Funny meme, but I don’t think we should gatekeep. HTML is the path to HTML5 and thus JavaScript.

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      Do we gatekeep Java though?

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        No. But we do get to hate Java.

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    Gods… This happens to me when I say I program in R.

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    If you’re hired as a developer and the only tasks you’re getting assigned are HTML, are you a developer?

    I think rather than the tools and languages you use, titles should be determined by the kinds of memes you consume.

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      Well. . . Hmm

  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    coding != programming

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      deleted by creator

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    Does Scratch count?

    • EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world
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      I personally think it does It’s very good at teaching you the fundamentals

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    I feel attacked

  • Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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    Nah, he fine. Now if he’d have said VBA, then it would be justified.

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    HTMX and AlpineJS would like a word.

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    Unrelated: anyone knows what this template is called? I can never seem to find it or describe it intelligently enough to search engines.

    • runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Captain America Elevator meme.

      • mino@lemmy.ml
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        Thanks!

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      civil war elevator?

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    AND! A little CSS.

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    It’s like when customers at West Marine dress up in outfits and call each other ‘Captain.’

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    deleted by creator

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    I think op hasn’t heard of web components. Technically it requires js, but still it will replace react and angular and vue soon me thinks.

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