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Dessalines@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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Dessalines@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • potatobro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Born to shit… Forced to wipe 😓

    • resin85@lemmy.ca
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      Sometimes it’s like wiping a marker

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    I bought bidets for the house during the COVID toilet paper lunacy and it’s likely the best personal hygiene investment I’ve ever made. I still get upset when I have to poop somewhere that doesn’t have a bidet.

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      I installed mine during COVID lockdowns - wife got one as a gift for baby shower and we never used it but 2 years later I broke it out during the dark times for toilet paper and it saved our ass, literally. Definitely the best improvement ever, yet some people do feel weird about them, like middle schooler homophobia or some shit

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      Japan was right all along

    • Dessalines@lemmy.mlOP
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      Same.

  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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    Yeah people are weird about bidets. They’re obviously a great invention

    • jcg@halubilo.social
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      “Piss on your arse” is so weirdly telling of how they conceptualise it…

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    There are some people…

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    • Match!!@pawb.social
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      Do they make extra fancy soapy bidets?

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        I mean, i haven’t actually been to Japan myself, but I’ve heard some things…

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          I haven’t ever seen one there, but it’s pretty likely.

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      Do you literally never use the restroom in public spaces or something? Or is this just a special treat when you’re at home?

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      • SuiXi3D@kbin.social
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        You do know portable bidets exist, right?

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          I can’t tell if this is a joke or not lol

          Either way, people carry around bidets and soap everywhere they go? Not judging just super surprised.

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            No to the soap, but the little battery powered bidet I have is awesome. Comes in really handy… everywhere that isn’t home.

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          I can barely find my fucking keys most days 💀

  • SuperRecording@lemmy.ml
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    ‘stream of water’ is wrong characterization, it’s about a power-washing jet – blast off those poo particles

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    I like the extremely narrow opinion held by whoever took the original screenshot, judging from their use of the agree/disagree buttons. They believe that some form of washing is necessary, but only the exact amount of a bidet— using soap is too much. A very specific middle ground.

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    All I’m seeing is someone who upvotes what they agree with and downvotes what they disagree with lol

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      Doesn’t everyone do that?

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        I don’t lol it’s a terrible way to operate. It’s common unfortunately but it’s not supposed to be how it works.

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    I just dump a liter of bleach in the upper deck and remove the seat. Nothing cleans you up better than a good swirl.

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      Lemmy needs a “Vote for best of” feature.

  • Thranduil@lemmy.world
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    Or just dont shit simple.

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    I got one after a surgery because I couldn’t touch my butthole without screaming. And I still thought they were weird. Now I can’t stand it if one isn’t available. Fwiw, if you are a relatively clean pooper the toilet paper is mainly for drying off.

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    Hello fellow Jerboa user!

    Open source Lemmy clients ftw!

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      deleted by creator

      • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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        oh wow did not know that!

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      You commenting here proves you’re not using Jerboa. Or was the keyboard bug finally fixed?

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        Considering I have no idea what you’re talking about I’ll say it was.

        There is a bug with the GrapheneOS keyboard being strangely buggy when backspacing (it gets confused about where the word starts so if you delete the last letter of a word it will instead delete the space just before the word which is annoying as hell) however that bug is definitely not exclusive to Jerboa and only happens with that keyboard so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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          Yep, that’s the bug I’m talking about. I had it and I’m not using GrapheneOS so for me the app was ‘read only’ and I stopped using it. And it was exclusive to Jerboa for me, all the other apps work fine.

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    I have a high pressure water system at the ready. Remember: if it isn’t peeling skin off flesh, it’s not effective enough.

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      I like to back flush my sinuses to help with my allergies

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    I don’t think I’m going to smell anyone’s asshole in a nearby future and I pray you don’t either, friend.

    Wipe until clean, spray your anus with water, just get the job done and shower often.

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      If only most wet wipes weren’t non-flushable (even if they say they are, many are in fact not) and terrible for the environment. Still have to find a good brand.

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    @dessalines lemmy.ml down?

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      It is still down

      @kungkungblabak @dessalines

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        @heyfrancis @kungkungblabak @dessalines It’s still down, unfortunately.

        • Dessalines@lemmy.mlOP
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          Back up now.

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            having a hard time finding other leninists here. your name suggests your familiar with the Haitian revolution. What about the Cuban Revolution of '59? ¡Siempre poder a la gente! ml

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