I’m just a silly old car with bad opinions

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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • We recently moved in a very rural area. The rural carrier for our new route gave us a form to fill out, and by the end of the week we were receiving mail. UPS and FedEX on the other hand, wouldn’t deliver to us for a month. USPS will carry our packages up our driveway to our steps; UPS and FedEX throw them in the ditch by the mailbox.

    Also, did you know you can buy stamps, cards, and envelopes directly from the rural carrier? Here’s a fun quote from the rural customer registration form:

    Rural carriers maintain a supply of stamps, cards, and envelopes for sale. Additionally, your carrier will accept Certified Mail™, Registered Mail™, insure packages, and prepare money orders. Generally, rural carriers can extend practically all services available at a Post Office. Please purchase a sufficient supply of stamps and affix proper postage on all outgoing mail.

    Imagine how bleak things would be if Amazon was running the show. USPS is truly the best




  • First they came for social safety nets, and I helped them along, for that’s more money in my pocket

    Then, they came for the minimum wage worker, and I helped them along, for that’s more money in my pocket

    Then they came for the forests, trees and all natural things, and I helped them along, for that’s more money in my pocket

    And when they finally came for the stocks and unregulated securities and offshore accounts, there was no one left to defend me