Impossible to pirate. Money printingachine

“If it bleats, we can kill it.”

APIs have been around since like the 90s, right?

Double plus good!

Security update. No network = no malware

The folly of trying to minimax your life.

Tropical beaches cause ADHD

Don’t forget to update steam and then update the game first

As someone who until recently had a Ulefone 27T pro with a 10600 mAh battery (that’s not a typo) the weight gets real boring real fast. Mine weighed over half a kilo.

I still have it and I’ll use it for camping and travel because it will go 5 days on idle without a charge but I bought a different phone for EDC

If you put them in the right order, you can store 10 bools in a byte.

kompreshun.

Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing

All billionaires are shit, but Gates is only an elephants diarrhoea, whereas musk is the sick triceratops’ shitmound from Jurassic Park.

Sometimes I get tired of trying to focus and just zone out, hoping something useful gets done while I’m away.

What distro do you use?

Fire ant venom boosts testosterone levels when applied to the scrotum, according to my dog

You will regret it in 500 years though.

“What if Left, but worse and racist?”

You’re saving heaps on landscaping costs! 🙌

Free rainbow socks or no deal!

Bold of them to assume I can afford to buy things