I’m honestly surprised it wasn’t a Mcdonalds meal

I think palm trees are a kind of grass

Let me know when he follows the law.

They don’t have the balls or the outwards thinking. The only time they’ll be thinking “We need to guillotine these bastards” is when they’re being dragged into an ICE-truck. But of course the onlookers won’t be thinking that.

Not only did the Soviets win the cold war, but the South won the civil war. Should we check to see if the Spanish somehow ended up winning thr Spanish-American war too?

I’m starting to wonder if I should try to make a quick buck on the US citizens. You all seem to be okay with it.

Maybe I should leave my banking info here and tell you depositing money to that account will own the libs.

The US has run out of sympathy from the rest of the world. This is what you voted for, this is what you allow to happen, this is your due. Either fix it or learn to live without healthcare.

Why the hell did Russia vote better than Europe? We need some better people in office.

Y’all are being way too nice on this actual Nazi

This happened when I tried to install Mint for a dual boot on my PC with two drives. It wasn’t fun.

I wonder how old the people in power are.

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Don’t bundle the rest of us in with the americans.

Wow, he’s taking the side of the consumers against the corpos for once.

All the other kids with their pumped up kicks

Prerequisites for getting a job in the US Government:

1. Don’t speak out against Trump or his regime in any way

That’s it

It still has a Windows 7 sticker on it.

The thing is, first time I tried using a VM my whole system lagged and froze.

Yeah, that wouldn’t surprise me. I can technically get an Apple box, but my boss might be a little upset with me for losing that functionality on my PC, and might want me to revert to Windows.

I really hope Trump fucks himself over so monumentally on his quest for personal affirmations that he gets himself killed, or worse.