Azuth

And lobsters are scorpion mermaids.

Descartes said it best. The only thing I can know for sure is that I do, in fact, exist.

I’ll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.

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Oh fuck I can’t unsee it

That’s the insidious thing about conspiracy theories once they latch onto the brain. Any consequences or conflicting information just become “them” trying to subdue or mislead you.

Your GenX peers wanted the same from you, as did their Boomer peers from them. One day, those same zoomer friends of yours will be confused and annoyed by their Gen Alpha friends’ slang, and the cycle will continue.