In this economy?! The best we can do is a 55 gallon drum filled with Coca-Cola.

Hail Satan!

He wouldn’t say he redefined it, more like he has tainted the word schlonged .

I know where this is from, but the images of googling "Trump schlonged " would cause most people to claw their own eyes out.

Who runs border town?

Is she mythological? Like a sphinx?

Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.

Pharaoh said, “ummm hmmm, yeah! Who is the LORD? Oh yeah, that I should obey him and let Israel go, yeah!? I do not know the LORD,ummm hmmm! and I will not let Israel go, ummm hmmm, yeah! I’m the cream of crop! And I’ll raise to the top”.

Edit: you have to read in macho man’s voice.

This hole was meant for me!

Obviously! To keep the knob’s thoughts from being read.

Fuck Yeah! Put that on the bucket list! I want to suck whale milk straight from the teat! Feed me big mama!

Or Hispanic, redneck, cheap asses, (me)

Was it in the pale moon light?

My plan A was similar. Just get cremated and just be scattered around my parents graves. Just so "I’m around“. Plan b, viking funeral. Plan “c” is getting cramated, getting an half and ounce of ashes, putting it in resin keychains. Then during the memorial, “take a little piece of Bob with you.”, and hand out the keychains. Eventually, you are going to lose it, go back to my wife, because she probably has a box of leftover me somewhere.

In Edge runners, they were putting people’s cremated remains in stainless steel capsule, like a world’s worst kinder surprise. That struck me as being very plausible in the future.

What!? And ruin the bottom line!? Blasphemous!

I see you have broken both of your arms. How illogical…

Come on, baby! Don’t hold out on me! I need those Steam deck exhaust fumes! I’ll suck your dick!

Eh, puto! MUUUU!

Nah! I just want someone hot to look at. What am I doing to do, watch a dude for 40 hours? Gaaaaayyyyyy!