I’ve lived in the same GTA house longer than I’ve lived in any real home.

He’s SO close to getting it

Spider giving Borderlands vibes

Whenever the MAGA refers to “America” or “the United States” they are ALWAYS referring to Trump himself.

Chf

I’m anticipating congestive heart failure will be nominated as person of the year next year.

For the rest of your life

This might be the most Japanese thing I’ve ever seen

Got it. *Downloads Chat GPT.

I grew up in an era where special needs kids were bullied and assaulted daily. I got punished by the principal for defending myself.

Growing up ADHD in the 80’s and 90’s was… Different.

Homeland security

Stuart Colbert 28’! My fingers would break I’d vote so hard for that.

Well I do still have plenty of distant family in CA, but my guess is that by the time battle lines are drawn there will be relocation incentives. I’m betting that a California birth certificate will be enough to get me on the list, at least. When borders start closing, states will get desperate to pad their population numbers. It will be an awful chapter in American history. The next ten years will make or break us as a nation.

I’m pretty sure the end game for the Republicans is to balkanize the United States and issue fiefdoms to billionaires. I can’t believe I’m saying this seriously, but I anticipate States beginning to seceed within a decade. It wouldn’t surprise me if gerrymanderig states into single party enclaves is the beginning. I’ve lived in Pennsylvania my whole life but I suspect my California birth certificate may become the most valuable asset I own one day.

Translation: 6 hour playthrough.

Because the entire concept of conservatism is based on having enemies.

It’s interesting that Android operating systems aren’t included in this metric. It is absolutely linux based.

Now with more molecules

…and then they came for me