Given that hammer arrangement it wouldn’t surprise me if it fires two small barrels at once.

The good old milky milk.

I didn’t want kids for the entirety of my twenties. I’ve been with my partner since we were 21 and she wasn’t keen on kids for that whole period either. We got married at 30 and it wasn’t long before we both felt like kids was something we wanted.

She is currently 35 weeks pregnant and we are both super excited about the impending birth of our daughter.

We have the occasional “Oh shit! What have we done.” But mostly we can’t wait to watch her grow and teach her about the world and do exciting things with her.

We know it’s going to be a huge change but we are very stable in our lives and the time is right for it. We are both really good at supporting each other by now so we know we can cope with change together.

C# because I used to work for a company building asp.net web apps and now I know it too well that it’s just easier.

I also really like kotlin and that’s what most of my professional development is in now, but I find the kotlin coroutine library no match for dotnet’s Task API, so I’m not sure I could switch for my private projects.

I don’t mind some of them but the obnoxious subtitles, they just put me off so much and the video controls that are just always there getting in the way.

Why can’t Gabe take over the US government.

shrimps is bugs

Everybody wants a rock to wind their CEOs around.

Holy mackerel, a soothing whole mackerel!

Visual Studio. But VSCodium mostly makes up for it.

It causes so much dawizard.

Not just insects. Vermin control is critical and often not very ethical. Here in Australia, rabbits and kangaroos can be a big issue for farmers too and are often killed to protect crops when they become too numerous. Ducks can be a big issue for rice farmers here and permits are issued to shoot ducks on crops.

The only way Everything You Know Is Wrong could get any better is if TMBG did a cover of it.

Python malfeliĉas min.

Back when google photos used to make videos of things you have done and taken lots of photos for, it made a video for me of a camping trip that prominently featured photos of a dead wild horse. Complete with confetti effects.

int

I am a friend.

The name of my new band

Curious about the specs of your machine.

Wait so you’re telling me the “jelly” in a PB&J is grape and not as I have assumed for all my life strawberry or raspberry?

Ubuntu sometime around 2008 or 2009 after there was an install disk in a PC magazine. I didn’t use it for long and went back to windows, but I experimented again with Debian a few years later and these days I daily Manjaro.