We need to stop the needless CEO killings by switching to universal healthcare! Think of all the CEO lives we could save by doing this!

Jesus Christ! No thanks! I can’t imagine improperly placing cabinet knobs on closet doors like that

Hey! I’ve said the same thing! You can look at my comment history. :)

We need David Tenant to go on some social media platform and say to the world, “Doesn’t Ex-President Trump look tired?”

Yes, I was like “Oh, thank christ” when i saw this headline, but also fear this is right propaganda to relax voters. VOTE!

That’s weird, I don’t notice that too much.

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How is Photoshop different from Gimp?

Photoshop is a subscription-based…

Oh, so Gimp is better then, thanks Adobe!

Were they using cryptocurrency? Maybe that’s how they thought they could get away with it. The article doesn’t say

Well, she’s a flat earther, so how does the sun set work without God?

So I says, “Super collider? I just met her.” Then they built the super collider.

Any day now for me 😭

We’re just waiting on the profits to trickle past the executives and shareholders to get to us. Any day now

I loved this skit! Also, it’s clear Heidi Gardner must have not seen them in costume until the live performance. She lost it and that would have happened to me too if I was in her shoes!

It’s a parody