Halo 1 on PC. 1v1 deathmatch, Blood Gulch, snipers only, no shields. My opponent was using an aimbot. I beat him 25-17.

It was before microphones were common, so he had to type to shit-talk, and he was much slower than me, but had a lot to say. I got a lot of kills by baiting him into rage. I got a few kills by throwing grenades around corners. But a good amount of them were just from out-aiming his aimbot. Lag was different back then. There were tricks and quirks to keep in mind.

He banned me from his server after the match, and when I returned under a different name, he had started banning people who chatted too much. Kek.

Zombies. It’s a concrete problem with a clear solution.

It is. What makes it worth it for me is the combination of extremely high quality and very low price. If I could buy deli meat of that quality, I probably would, but I haven’t encountered it.

If you really want to step up your game, try buying raw meat, cooking it, and slicing it for sandwiches. I do this with chicken and it’s served me really well at very low cost.

Believe it or not, top-shelf bacon. It’s got more bacon in it. Less water. You’re not paying nearly as much more per ounce of actual meat as it looks at first.

Lots of “organic” produce has a significantly longer shelf life than the basic stuff too. Never mind whether it’s any healthier or tastier, I’m not saving any money if I pay a dollar less and it starts molding before I can eat half of it.

It’s called turning down distractions. That’s totally normal AFAIK.