But “wiping something off the map” already is a metaphor.
If you literally “wipe something off a map” it would mean that you walk up to a map, take out a piece of cloth or similar wiping implement, and wipe the map until whatever you want to “wipe off” is no longer recognizable.

Which I guess is bad in terms that you’ve just damaged a piece of navigational equipment, not nothing really happened aside from that

Regular doesn’t mean often. It could be regular by evolutionary standard, in which case the next reminder should come when we’ve evolved into crabs

Nah, I can imagine half a planck length

The term French Fries was most likely coined by American GIs, the French never had anything to do with that

Well, they also have 70% of the earths surface while trees only have 30%

There’s currently a disinformation campaign happening between hand dryer and paper towel manufacturers and it is just the weirdest thing: [YT link]

I love the casualness of this

Probably typed in import antigravity

Rookie mistake

https://xkcd.com/353/

"Russians be like

1 Hungarians"?

I read “Orcas” as “Oscar” for a second was very surprised as to what gad happened to the academy awards

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

I don’t think I remember that episode of Archer

Well, not just dirt. They also threw some tea in there

The behavioral scientist studying mice in mazes: “Same”

This pig couch is getting a lot of milage as of recent

There are probably a ton of incredible banger games out there that don’t exist because the person who thought of it just doesn’t know how to code