Easy there, tiger. 1/3 incorrect.

I wasn’t going to explain all of the health effects, aside from an irritant, that the “!” could indicate, especially when the general rule of thumb is to go over the SDS when you see the symbol. The second symbol is definitely for indicating a hazard to aquatic life.

The “G” in the third was confused with a “Q”, given the printer resolution. I wasn’t sure, so I used more relative wording for saying what it looked like on my screen.

That makes more sense, I wasn’t sure why they would be talking about dosage on a mfr label

Source: https://www.epa.gov/sites/default/files/2016-01/documents/hazard_communication_standard-safety_data_sheets_epa_dec_2015.pdf

The exclamation can mean that it’s an irritant. It could also be other potential health concerns.

Try not to be too quick when trying to correct someone next time, especially when you are only half right

The first is a standard warning symbol, telling you to read the warnings.

The middle looks to imply that it’s harmful to aquatic life; so no flushing, (upside-down fish and a piece of coral)

Third one seems to be dosage frequency, but saying a symbol isn’t available. (QHS = taken every night)

"Oh, we’ll fix it in production. It’s job security. "

(Task now requires several hours of downtime, combing through everything with the boss on your ass asking every ten minutes, “Is it fixed yet? Maybe it’s this… Did you try that?”)

🤯🤯🤯

Well, what about all of the people on The Apprentice that were ‘fired’ on in front of a camera?

Just like his buddy

That’s when you light the bushes on fire.

The spot lights are sometimes a good clue

I swear they also load some sort of forced obsolescence program into them too…

What if… Now hear me out… What if our lack of time recognition is due to some ancestors that were immortal, like vampires or something–and at some point the immortality gene just disappeared, like due to Mendelian genetics or something.

mass sterilizations

Hmm…

https://youtu.be/fCF8I_X1qKI?t=50

So they’ll be tracking Elon, right?

Right?

And Moses, or whoever it was, was likely high as fuck on shrooms when he found the burning bush.

I’d settle for him being deported and ostracized from all countries.

To be fair, they’d have to be running at full speed.

There’s a Olympic record of a 8.95m jump by Mike Powell in '91, so for a much more larger and stronger *4-legged animal it’s not too surprising.

Is there enough paper on earth?

Come on, Jack black would be an awesome president

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