Well, what about all of the people on The Apprentice that were ‘fired’ on in front of a camera?

Just like his buddy

That’s when you light the bushes on fire.

The spot lights are sometimes a good clue

I swear they also load some sort of forced obsolescence program into them too…

What if… Now hear me out… What if our lack of time recognition is due to some ancestors that were immortal, like vampires or something–and at some point the immortality gene just disappeared, like due to Mendelian genetics or something.

mass sterilizations

Hmm…

https://youtu.be/fCF8I_X1qKI?t=50

So they’ll be tracking Elon, right?

Right?

And Moses, or whoever it was, was likely high as fuck on shrooms when he found the burning bush.

I’d settle for him being deported and ostracized from all countries.

To be fair, they’d have to be running at full speed.

There’s a Olympic record of a 8.95m jump by Mike Powell in '91, so for a much more larger and stronger *4-legged animal it’s not too surprising.

Is there enough paper on earth?

Come on, Jack black would be an awesome president

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Clear indication they never went through the SF-86 process and had their clearance ‘gifted’ to them.

Aww you’re no fun…

Here, have a video of one of my bros showing what he thinks of that comment.

Widows are more common in my area and I do the same.

BS. The client was Escher.

To be perfectly fair, when the guy said the test was inconclusive, he was right… To a point.

His failure was that he only did the test once and in one location, which just proves a hill/valley could be playing a factor in the results. To have true empirical results, the test would need to be done at multiple locations, each a random but sizable distance apart.

The scientific method relies on repeatability and reliability in data to provide proof to anything and he wasn’t really using either.

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