One of John Travolta’s greatest roles

$5 and can you deliver?

Soooo…do you have any Adderall?

10 seconds of fighting, 170 seconds of screaming while being ripped apart.

I’m a senior BA working on a project to replace some outdated software with a new booking management and payment system. One of our minor stakeholders is an overly eager tech bro who insists on bringing up AI in every meeting, he’s gone as far as writing up and sending proposals to myself and project leads.

We all just roll our eyes when a new email arrives. Especially when there’s almost no significant detail in these proposals, it’s all conjecture based of what he’s read online…on tech bro websites.

Oh and the best part, this guy has no experience in system development or design or anything AI related. He doesn’t even work in IT. But he researchs AI in his spare time and uses it as a side hustle…

You should look up Graydon Carter. But the tldr version, he’s a reporter who commented on Trumps baby hands, mentioned it waaaaay back in 1988, Trump would send him photos or pictures of his hands from magazines…for almost 30 years.

He’ll ruin the gov country like he ruined X Twitter

FTFTFY

Hugo Boss is still around, I’m sure they would be willing to reprise their previous role 👍🏻

Exactly. And this isn’t even the first time he’s said it!

I hear that storing sensitive government documents in bathrooms is totally cool and not prosecutable. So he could just do that.

There’s no way to block 100% but if they went full “fire wall of America”, they could block enough to the 80% of people who don’t know how to use a vpn, it would look like they’re doing something.

And then you get the added bonus of blocking all those nasty foreign websites talking about freedom, democracy, equal rights and more!

I love having wasps around my garden. They fly around my veggies picking off any caterpillars they see, I don’t even use pesticides because the wasps do such a good job keeping the populations low.

Huh. Well Mars is out thanks to Elon. So I guess I’ll see you on Titan or Europa. Both are kinda toxic yet still less toxic than Trump.

For the world or America? 🤔😂

It’s a fucking terrifying thought. I’m not even American but the thought of the (now) power mad and vengeful Trump being in charge of the most powerful military on the planet, backed by project 2025…

Ya know I realise this is complete conspiracy theory.

However, I’m still willing to give a 2-5% chance that if Trump gets back into power, within the last 12-18 months of his presidency he’ll declare a special operation into North Mexico to ‘secure the border’, ‘stop the illegal immigrants’ and ‘remove the drug cartels’.

Then he’ll claim it’s too dangerous to hold the election, or not appropriate, or whatever excuse because of the special operation. And then he’ll postpone the election with the approval of the SC as a presidential duty and therefore not illegal.

And I know this is insane but every time I ask myself “would trump attempt something like this?” The answer is always “yes”

Bruh where’s my car?

I’d be tempted to buy that. When you visit it’s just a white page with a leather couch in the middle of the screen, everytime you click the couch it would moan seductively and every fifth click would give a squelch sound.

I already have the bald part so the rest seems like a general improvement.

I’m in the Southern hemisphere so right in my neighborhood 😁