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  • It’s a German thing. We’ve got a male and female form for pretty much all jobs. However it’s not allowed to discriminate against gender. So pretty much all job listings have mwd for men white Deutsch (german) men women diverse with only the male form.

    Because an international audience wouldn’t understand it, they posted it as all genders.

    As an added bonus it keeps Americans away.