if putting it in your mouth is off the table, noses and ears are still available.
FuglyDuck
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This is why I named my strain “Golden Kubernetes”
keep the server farm in front of the weed grow. they’ll lose interest. (as they say, business in front, party in the back. Just not for hair.)
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Mike Johnson Insists It's 'Moral' to Throw People Off MedicaidEnglish20·4 days agoMike also believes it’s moral to watch porn with his son. So this is unsurprising.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Russia says Trump's attack on Putin due to "emotional overstrain"English4·4 days agoIts just calling the macadamia nut calling the cashew “emotional” because the cashew called him nuts.
And honestly, I’m kinda down for the catfight. Whose got the popcorn?
sooo glad I wasn’t alone.
anyhow, here’s a fun song.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Why God and the Bible were right about why you should have to work a 55 hour 6 day workweekEnglish1·6 days agoEven if you accept the scriptures as credible… they’re the half-remembered words of second and third hand witnesses recorded fifty years after the fact. At best.
Out of curiosity, where do you think the shared money bag managed by Judas got the funds? Jesus and the disciples lived communally, sharing everything between them.
Again. You’ll notice, none of the 12 were in fact poor. For someone not concerned with wealth, that’s an interesting fact.
reddit has broken me. I was expecting it to point to weed.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Why God and the Bible were right about why you should have to work a 55 hour 6 day workweekEnglish1·6 days ago21 Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
This was probably said with a cheesy car-salesman grin and a hand out. You’ll note none of the apostles were poor. at least, not before they started following jesus
In short the assholes like Mike Johnson are 100% perfectly in line- probably- with the historic jesus.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•WTF is this ad in my recording appEnglish4·7 days ago…what’s wrong with the fuzzy heels or the weird eye thing?
Aside from I know of like two people that would buy the slippers, and that’s an indictment of the slippers
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto Star Wars@lemmy.world•Ryan Reynolds Pitched an R-Rated ‘Star Wars’ Movie to Disney, but Not for Him to Star: ‘That Would Be a Bad Fit’English1·7 days agoTrying for a comedy doesn’t need an r-rating, either.
And you’re right. That could be fun to watch. Maybe something featuring Dex. (Of dex’s diner) there’s a few ways that could go- dex’s “wild days” where he’s out seeking adventure… or something like Star Wars’ version of Cheers.
Or, quite possibly, both, with a settled-down dex telling tall tales at the diner (and flashing back.)(also this would allow breaking the 4th wall and give more opportunity for comedic interjections. Deadpool, or Princess Bride, as examples)
Maybe better with a tv format, and space in episodes that don’t have flashbacks, so the flashbacks are more “special”, if that makes sense.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto Star Wars@lemmy.world•Ryan Reynolds Pitched an R-Rated ‘Star Wars’ Movie to Disney, but Not for Him to Star: ‘That Would Be a Bad Fit’English32·7 days agoEven TCW, you see ahsoka dealing with some exceptionally mature issues like the morality of war, trust and betrayal, corruption. grief, loss and PTSD… there’s more there.
Yes, it’s packaged as a kids show, but it goes pretty hard at times.
And Rebels hits even harder. It’s difficult to imagine what value being R-rated adds. It’s not like we can’t find twilek cosplay porn at the drop of a hat; and gratuitous violence simply for the gratuitous violence tends to ruin movies.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump 'lied': Shock as GOP bill would trigger more than $500 billion in Medicare cutsEnglish18·8 days agoitll increase the deficit by something like 4 trillion. because the tax cuts to the fucking rich are that high.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Hate Trump? According to a Proposed NIH Investigation, You Have a Mental-Health Disorder.English30·9 days agoTrumpitis.
It’s an allergy to orange shitbags. not a mental healthdisorder!
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Jon Stewart on CNN’s Biden book: ‘Selling you a book about news they should have told you’English121·9 days agoPretty sure Stewart’s point is exactly that. They’re putting out a book now to have “content” instead of going after trump for the real content. Like Puppy-Killer Noem, his secretary of Homeland Security not knowing Habeas Corpus. or, blatantly stating the exact opposite before a congressional hearing.
the stuff in CNN’s book was news years ago- and they talked about it years ago, too. CNN is complicit
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•'Trump says 'big bill' should only help GOP states: 'Don't want to benefit Dem governors'English4·10 days agoCould you maybe hurry up and annex Minnesota in retaliation?
Perty please?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Josh Hawley Begs Trump Administration to Approve FEMA Aid for MissouriEnglish5·10 days agoIt would be quit difficult to make Hawley look not-bad.
I think that takes more resources than we can afford.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•MAGA quickly turns Biden’s cancer into another conspiracyEnglish24·12 days agoAnything to distract the base from their rampant criminality and blatant defiance of the rule of law, including the constitution.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump's wild plan to unleash ‘terrorists’ on justices' homesEnglish1·12 days agoThe best escape plans always involve getting multiple federal agencies into a pissing match!
No. Really!
(/s. They’re usually smart enough to cooperate long enough to get you someplace “cozy”)
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump's wild plan to unleash ‘terrorists’ on justices' homesEnglish2·13 days agothat idea has already been had, so it might as well happen.
definitely a nerd’s nerd.