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I have a 700+ day streak myself and I can confirm I want to absolutely murder that bird now.

Is that how babby formed

Microsoft really should have just leaned into it and named it Clippy again.

I always wondered why Ben Quadrinaro’s podracer (the one with four engines) didn’t win, you’d think it’d have twice the power.

What about our friend TREE(Graham’s Number)

Time for Mecha-Stallman to declare war.

Counting the days until Trump goes full Skibidi Ohio.

We need more funding for RGB lit components for our programmers since this will make them better programmers

You’d think with all that plastic surgery he’d look better.

We already have a king. Burger King. 🍔 👑

There is no other room for royalty in this country lol

First I have to drink a verification can, and now this??!!

When the fallout happens between Trump and Musk, Trump may find it difficult to get rid of him since he has handed so much power to Musk (via write access to government databases).

There will come a point where he literally won’t be able to get rid of him once control of the law enforcement arm goes to Musk.

I hope the irony isn’t lost on people that the richest man in the world is literally causing the poorest people in the world to die.

Not just support it, but that he never even heard of it. (Then goes on to say that he doesn’t agree with it lol)

It doesn’t help that President Musk has already declared himself Technoking of the Federal government.

Malicious compliance time. Define every acronym, regardless of whether or is in common usage or not. For recursive acronyms, just keep it going until you hit the comment character limit.

The only person who was able to say no to Elon and actually have it stick is that judge in the Delaware Chancery who denied his $55 billion payout.

We must summon her again since it seems to be the only functioning thing left in the government capable of stopping him.

Yeah this guy should never have gotten a security clearance in the first place, even if it was issued by the President himself.

It’s like handing the nuclear codes to a known international arms dealer.

“Fuck the code review!”