I was clearing some brush with a machete, 6 stitches in my shin.

Yeah, this is a weaker argument than what Ben “I’ve never made my wife wet!” Shapiro spouts.

Shit, looks like 4chan is leaking again.

Loose fitting clothes, big hat, bottle of water, shade.

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If I pas in front because they were creeping into the crosswalk I purposely make eye contact while I do my thing.

I want to see the shame in their eyes.

They never do when I do this.

I’d walk on her hood.

It really does seem like a rules for thee situation.

So if you see the user name you know what you’re about to read.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

Start stimming again, for your health.

What in the fuck?

Most of them are actual words.

This isn’t a serious point discussed by anthropologists.

Probably only wants it to be adultery if the woman cheats as well.

It would be a joint for me.

Bad body odour is a sign of bad hygiene. Bad hygiene leads to worse health.

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I’ve seen quite a few leopards looking for a place to let their meal digest…