Yup they’re dangerous as fuck. My mom (kindergarten director) once visited a kindergarten in Svalbard, Norway where there’s a rifle hanging on the wall above where the kids get dressed.
The idea being that if a polar bear wanders towards the village, it’s essential to be able to fight it off and protect the children.

Polar bears will absolutely try to hunt you. They’ll eat anything that moves. The only way to deal with a polar bear is a gun.

Thank you, that website annoyed the hell out of me

In addition, when reheating liquidy food, you should try using a lower power level for a longer period of time. This tends to heat it more evenly.

I was exaggerating to make a point. But one of the main reasons why I switched to Firefox (about a year ago) was because it was eating up so much of my CPU.

It also eats up like 99% of your CPU

It was a Community reference

You can excuse rape?

Yeah for most of human history being fat was seen as a sign of wealth and was considered attractive. It’s only recently that we started seeing skinniness as attractive.

It’s a frog with the face of a possum!

Yeah but try getting that fat during the stone age

Well, the Egyptians had the same art style pretty much unchanged for thousands of years. Archaeologists believe that their proportions were based on mathematics, and was probably taught as the only way to make art.
Many cultures have prioritized stylized art over realism.

Is this the cave where they built a full scale replica for visitors right next to the actual cave because the real cave is too sensitive to light?

I finally know what inspired that weird Futurama episode!

Maybe it’s similar to how tree sap tastes different after you’ve boiled it down to syrup?
Maple sap has a pleasant, very mildly sweet flavor whereas maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth.

Runk means masturbation in Icelandic so that adds another layer of hilarity to this

Well said!

I love the fact that Burns answers the phone this way. Subtle jokes like this are the reason why The Simpsons is infinitely rewatchable.

Exactly. Allowing Israel to compete is an endorsement of their atrocities as it lends them legitimacy and a platform to present their country in a positive light.
But I guess taking a stance against genocide isn’t reason enough to lose their biggest sponsor, Moroccan Oil, an Israeli company.