GameCube when you held the Z button on startup?

(also the 4 controller version, which was much rarer to hear since you know, needed four controllers)

Since they’re trying to remove the Department of Education, this makes sense, as it will make her role totally pointless

DEI hire can’t do her job properly

Trump and Diddy too

Probably the only busy day he’ll have based on his last presidency

Jill Stein is crawling out of her cave after her ritual 4 year rest between presidential elections

If there was a 3rd party that actually did ground work to be viable, they might get a realistic amount of votes.

Unlike Taylor Swift’s jet, you don’t need to announce your departure

Chopping down the Amazon rainforest to make space for cows

It’s the talking in the third person that lets you know it’s real

You forgot felon and rapist for the first one

There can be only one

Music and programming both have a sort of logic to them

Democrats gave Republicans everything they wanted on the border in exchange for funding Ukraine

And then orange man said no, so the Republicans said “well now I am not doing it”

And so here we are, with both sidesists screaming that Biden has to do something about the “border crisis” when the Republicans have shot down their own bills

Chart really makes it looks like this happens every 10-20 years, and I doubt anything was changed those times it happened. The huge spike this time is because we had a global pandemic that started in 2020 and kept everything low

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexandralevine/2023/06/21/tiktok-confirms-data-china-bytedance-security-cfius/?sh=3add3fb32708

You can literally search “TikTok data”

They said Virginia and Singapore, then whoops, it’s actually not

It’s actually called “greige” and it’s a mix between beige and gray

I wish I was joking

Nixon never should have been pardoned

You load 16 tons, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt

St. Peter, don’t you call me 'cause I can’t go

I owe my soul to the company store

The non-pro models only have USB 2.0

Don’t worry, apple is still limiting data transfer to usb2 protocols except on the pro models