Hossenfeffer

You, sir, are a gentleman, a scholar, and a poet.

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Is your brain wearing a shell suit as it does that?

There was a lot of good stuff on the telly back in the Quaternary Period.

Was he the lizard or was everyone else a lizard, I forget.

… and enhance.

Please drink verification can to continue.

‘vaguely’ is doing a shitload of work in that sentence.

And with strange aeons even… wait, what the fuck is that?

Can we. for once, not bring Trump into everything?

If you remove his skull he will definitely die naturally.

She’s out-stretched her humble origins alongside Barry Shitpeas, that’s for sure.

I mean, I lick every frog and toad I find, but this guy is getting popped right in the mouth.

Is it a Tesla?

Milky milky

Doh! Good question. I leave it as an exercise for the reader.

We’ve gone past guillotine, past morgue, past burial… now we’re into illegal exhumation and vivisection humor territory.

How are you coping with the over abundance of vowels?