The top one is a mathematician who wanted to hire geometric manifolds, but got engine manifolds.

The bottom is a mechanic who needs engine manifolds, but got euclidean surfaces.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifold

Best combo in Pandemic

I’m assuming walking uses less energy than swimming. Birds walk because it uses less energy than flying.

Having trained as a paramedic, I could find a vein on a patient by general anatomy and feel. Not sure if I could do that on myself or not.

A bit damp, but no complaints. Considering a new career distributing swords.

It will be used to track who owns a gun!

Maybe not, but the fact that it could, should get them to oppose it.

It’s mainly a tool for working with matrices (matrix laboratory). This is useful for solving ordinary differential equations. Learning Matlab is usually a requirement for first year engineering students. I’m now a licensed chemical engineer, and I haven’t used Matlab since sophomore year.

Maybe it’s more social. A little fisting among friends, if you will.

You can fit two moles in a liter, but a gopher is too big

Cutting junior employees today sounds like a great option, until 10 years down the road you realize you don’t have any experienced people to backfill the senior employees who are leaving.

I anthropomorphize my reproductive organs too, why should shrooms get a pass?

I can pull a Proton out and put it back in, as long as you’re not observing me

You mean it lives on land and in the pond?

Yes

It’s not even a loss. If I pirate it, they lost nothing because I wasn’t going to buy it anyways.

Hi, it’s me, I’m the problem it’s me

Get schwifty

In the before times, we used to go to an independent movie theater. It had living room seating - big comfy chairs, waiter service for food and drinks before the show, no minors. Then they decided to try and go public, and AMC did a hostile takeover and they went to shit.

Now the only time I go to a theater, it’s the local art house single screen showing limited release and indy films.

One time we were babysitting my little cousin. We had a rabbit roaming in the kitchen, and cousin was eating breakfast. Next thing, I hear him saying “that’s not a raisin!”