She turned me into a Newt!

Hehe, Yuki son, for once you finished first!

Big oof

Don’t worry. I keep hearing of a “blue wave”. With the help of quantum mechanics and enough time, it could happen.

I’m a middle aged guy, so I only use Snapchat. Because me and my friends have children and no free time so that’s how we keep in touch and share our lives.

I want deviled eggs! And I might have to sell my soul

Listeriamania. One of my favorite Phoenix songs

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Whenever I use a hard R, I get called a racist

I feel like that if one pardon commits a crime, it will be spun like illegal immigrants where one person’s actions defines the group.

Non-Trump votes feel very different now that he’s won.

Rafael needs to go!

Trading halt? The dumb company is up over 100% in less than a month. I can’t imagine why it dropped 10%. Let it tank already.

I’m going to miss Rafael when he loses. /s

Are we a week away from a picture of him in blackface?

My fav is the Bun Alert System.

I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough…

Skin me please!

Speed holes you say?