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“I’d like to buy a book, please” “What are you interested in?” “A blue one!”

STOP! Or I’ll say “stop” again!

Regrettably, ‘perineum sunning’ is actually a thing. https://www.sciencealert.com/perineum-sunning-isn-t-the-answer-to-boosting-your-energy-or-your-libido

‘Lotion’ implies that it’s moisturiser-based, not that it has any tanning properties.

For someone who read both nonchalant and chalent versions, you don’t seem to have been paying attention to the text.

Death to america

Yes, hello?

Call me when someone is getting “slammed”.

Against Biden, sure. Trump’s scared of seeming less intelligent than a black woman on a public stage. He’ll find excuses to never debate Harris.

The Rest of the World: Wait, wut?

“Infamous” - that means more than famous!

Is that a metric fucktonne or a freedom fuckton?

R U Ok Spliffman1?

In my experience, the job that HR excels at is creating and perpetuating the view that the company needs a HR dept. Generally, the most unneccesary people in an office are HR.

Regrettably, political parties are exempt from the DNC Register, even in Australia.

“Registered charities, educational institutions calling students, government bodies and registered political parties are exempt and are allowed to make telemarketing calls to numbers on the register”

Well actshually… Australia used to be run by right-wing nutjobs. The current mob in power are centrist nut jobs.

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