The word app has been around forever, first appearing in the 1970s (according to some dictionaries I just googled). Pendulum swung towards “programs” and we have since swung back to the correct term.

This sounds uncannily like my EMR experiences.

Isn’t spirulina more effective for capturing carbon than trees? And also you can eat it in the way you don’t normally eat trees? Trees are great and all but why do you want me to be angry about algae?

If we are being honest.

I have not thought of Manic Street Preachers in decades.

Thank you, evolution, for allowing me to see orange so I can get an head start and outrun a mother fucking tiger!

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It is a little bit funny that the most exciting news about Switch 2 is that GameCube is coming to it.

The following is a list of documents accepted as proof:

• Republican Party membership card

Yes, rams with foreskin faces. Of course you were.

https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/84ad422bdfaa45a695422cf6aab41b7f

Birds are considered to be dinosaurs. Birds exist now. We are finding dinosaur fossils now.

“Is it really so bad that I hang my toilet paper the other way around?”

Removed. Rule 1. Violence will not be tolerated.

I believe you. Still seems wild that I will never see another one in my lifetime.

How is the next transit of Venus not until 2117? That blows my socks’ mind. Seems like that should be happening very regularly.

She did a duet with Kid Rock. I am cautiously optimistic. Is she actually not a right winger anymore or is she just tired of cleaning rotten eggs off her car?

I especially love that he didn’t say where he was running rm -rf and I like to believe it’s from root

I assumed that’s what he meant and is telling people to kill themselves.