True. Went to a farmers market and bought a bunch cuz they were cheap. Stupid ass me decided to eat then and there. Thirty minutes later I was blowing red lights to try to reach a safe place to drop der UberDeuce. I swore that the toilet was screaming at me for a week after that
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Take the corn OFF the cob next time dumbass
JuzoInui@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•Who said mitch doesn't snort high quality blow of 2 Mexican hookers asscheeks on the hotel next to taco bell every tuesday afternoon?English6·2 years agoKeith Richards better watch his back cuz that strigoi is cumming for his liver, just you wait
This is going the looong way around… when a proper functioning brain-cyber interface comes about, look out.
I loved ‘a boy named Sue’ but it was ‘the Man comes around’ that sold me. Heard it first during the OP of “Day of the Dead” remake, and there is no other song that comes close to fitting with this opening