Speak for yourself. I died when LHC created a black hole that swallowed Earth.

Sigma balls lmao

:3

I love how the cables coming from the machine connect to the panels around it.

and will do so every time it reaches a whole number

Worse. It will kill an infinity every time it will move any distance no matter how small.

Can’t argue with that. Not like flat earthers think that mountains don’t exist.

It rules out gravity…

No. But that’s because I work there.

I like how it’s valid to use “more specifically” as you’re specifying what exactly he did, but in both cases those are more general claims rather than more specific ones.

Both “specifically” and “generally” would work.

The word onomatopoeia is an onomatopoeia because it’s derived from the sound of the word when spoken aloud

- Ken M.

I like the optimism of “when” rather than “if”.

I’m not a biologist myself, so this explanation might be full of errors, but the gist of it is:

A dog got cancer. Cancer tissue is a part of your body with the same genetic information, just growing uncontrollably, right? Well, one of the cancer cells got separated and somehow learnt to survive on its own, reproducing asexually and started a lineage of a new single-cell organism that still exists to this day.

This single-cell organism has the same DNA as the dog. Genetically speaking it is a dog.

I’ll settle for some unlikely and interesting bits out of context, such as the existence of single-cell dogs.

Obviously a typo. Should have been “Blind stranger”

Upside-down rather than backwards, got it.

Is he gonna set it straight, this watergate?

The moon is super important because it shines during the night when it’s dark, while the sun is only ever in the sky during the day when it’s bright outside, so it’s much less important.

Relevant xkcd

Care Bear dwarf planet…