Peggy Hill!

gives me Goosebumps just thinking about it

if 5 people are sitting together, and 4 of them proudly proclaim to be nazis, and the 5th person doesn’t leave - there are 5 nazis sitting together

be the repost you wish to see in this world

I want to like hot showers, but it dries out my skin so badly, and it makes me feel like a pierogi that’s been left out too long; without any butter or sour cream

well now, how about that

I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain

when he’s underwater does he get wet? or does the water get him, instead?

nobody prayed hard enough, so it got altered even more

not with that attitude

“I’ll have the chicken”

“and how would you like that cooked?”

“aight I’m-a head out”

SNAKE EYES

check please!

dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags

lol nice

I just assumed it said “it belongs in a museum”

don’t forget to add some stanky interest on that principal

offshore drilling could be jammed in the background, too

I would just get NPR on, at the risk of hearing a really interesting segment of Radio Lab and having a driveway moment and sitting through the conclusion right as I get to the location.

also works with cats. and, importantly, let them approach you. if a cat thinks it was their idea to be pat, then they will love it so much more.

the 3 day rule