In League With Seitan

it’s pointless to debate about it.

Good sir, this is the internet!

Minnesota. I feel sick.

Two of my state’s democratic politicians were shot this morning, one killed, in a targeted assassination. I think it’s already started.

250k, as of last Thursday

I hate being human.

I suspect Elmo thinks he’s being Very Clever by using your woke empathy mind virus against you. Jokes on him, though, he’s burned through any good will the empathetic might have once had long, long ago.

It’s basically chocolate frosting that for some bizarre reason people have convinced themselves is healthy, I guess because there’s a tiny amount of hazelnut in it?

I replace half the salt with MSG for all of my curries, something to try.