Lucien [he/him]

So, full disclosure, my wife did it for me since I just can’t, and I don’t know what it looks like.

My dog’s groomer now requires you to make an account on their website in order to schedule an appointment. Considering switching groomers.

I see your point, but to be fair, this is a memetic transfer of information.

Bingo

Fucking rich

That’s a bigass cracker if it’s a eucharist

That’s yesterday’s hot pocket. Just throw it out and make your new one.

Motorcycles are amazing. It’s like making your drive an act of mindfulness.

Left unity

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Try it and see. It depends on your professors and what software they want to use for class. I was able to get through college just fine on Linux, but a couple classes were made easier with windows, so I ran a VM for those classes.

Fucking lol at the downvoters haha that second sentence must have rubbed them the wrong way for being too accurate.

Me, patiently waiting for my cat to arrive

Depending on the language

EXACTLY. In the hunter-gatherer world, ADHD peeps were top performers.

Step 0. Acquire cat

NOT melatonin. A recent article I read said melatonin supplements do fuck all for you. Take unisom/zzzquil.

Is this the star trek cookbook with neelix on the cover? If so, I have it in my kitchen. I suck at cooking, though, so it’s just there for looks.

I mean, of course no one would physically count out a mole of something. You don’t physically count out each individual ion in a preparation of acid for your class, you just weigh the constituents and estimate. The joke I made was absurd, in the same vein as the original comic on which we are commenting. No one’s counting five hundred sextillion terabytes, either.

Yes, according to the article, anyway. That seems to be the speculation at the moment.