Okay. I was explaining how to do asterisks.

Hey, you’re trying to censor with asterisks but Lemmy interprets those as formatting instructions. If you want the asterisks to show up, you need to put a backslash in front of them like so:

Cheap ones are s\**t, worn out ones are also s\**t.

I don’t know if this is the best community for this - but if you could only ever write characters that are like you, that would be pretty boring, no?

Not a medical doctor. As such.

Draw all the things instead of worrying about shit. Make my city’s public transport free, y’know, like the Waynes did. Lobby to ban cars from the inner city. Donate a bunch to whoever has the power to shrink the waiting list for autism assessment to a few weeks at most. Also donate a bunch to research on ME/CFS and lipoedema (volunteer as tribute). Donate to research in general.

Don’t do this before I’ve had caffeine.

Engaged to be married, a blushing bride and a dashing groom, finally together after pining for each other in secret for years. Pinterest is doing the wedding planning, I hear. Popular ship names are Tagteam or ao3blr.

Sure, probably. That’s where we can wait until The Stars Are Right.

AO3 is still the best. Did you know they recently got engaged to tumblr?

What’s infuriating…?

Wait did you mean mildly interesting? That’s next door.

G. Be among the first to be eaten by Dread Lord Cthulhu when He awakens.

You’ll be pleased to hear that you can’t do that because I’m in the EU. So there.

Wow, if I’d known this would be a whole-ass university education, I wouldn’t have bought dishes OR that hammer. While that executable does its thing, can you tell me what degrees specifically I can earn with you and how long they take on average? Are you certified in EU countries? Will I be qualified to hammer dishes in Germany? Plates AND mugs? What about hammering windows? Those need a clean too, now that I look at them.

Edit: Speaking of windows, does your course teach how to use a hammer to switch from Windows to Linux?

Yeah, that’s what I said earlier.

I’m not trying to clean the hammer, I’m trying to use the hammer to do my dishes. I’m starting to think you’re not being serious with me. What’s your qualification in terms of hammer-based daily chores?

Also, I failed every year of chemistry HAAAAARRRR-DDD.

Oh so there are more steps. This is getting complicated, especially since I wouldn’t know where to put a dishwasher or what to feed them. When does the hammer come into play?

And then my dishes will be done? ☜(°⁠ヮﾟ☜⁠⁠)

They’re not though :(

I want to use this hammer to do my dishes, how do I do that?