Muad'dib

It’s the worst Star Wars movie

Rogue One, A New Hope, The Blackened Mantle, Return of the Jedi, The Force Awakens, The Last Jedi, and you’re done.

The only scientifically accurate scene in Jurassic Park has a little boy say the velociraptor looks like a turkey. They knew dinosaurs were chickens, they just didn’t bother showing us in movies.

Well that is your name, isn’t it? Calvin Klein? It’s written all over your underwear.

When I was learning to use Rust’s package manager, Cargo, I tried to man it from the command line. Cargo doesn’t have a man page, and googling my query only lead to shorts.

Nature isn’t perfect to lots of stuff. Genders aren’t the only thing nature isn’t perfect to.

Warhammer infomercial? Makes sense, the Cybertruck looks like it was made by orks

Eat the rich!

Great idea. Violence is awesome

You do realise you’re literally advocating for people to do violence, right?

Still shitposting.

Tankies also don’t believe in gardening. They think the idea of food coming out of the ground for free is a pie in the sky delusion. Food obviously comes from the food factory, which is too big to be run by local communities.

Shush, I’m shitposting

Yeah. Linux is anarchist. Tankies don’t believe in Linux because it functions without state ownership. They think it’s a CIA psyop.

Maybe using a communist OS will radicalise them to the left

Now that he’s on a communist OS, maybe he’ll adopt some other communist/anarchist views

Like not saying the N word