Really? First thing I do after a power outage is turn off the sound on the microwave. I’m not putting stuff in for hours, I’ve not forgotten about it. If I’m not taking it out of the microwave immediately it’s because I’m busy. Settle down, machine.

I’ve also said Donkey Kong for years!

It’s what I identify as on Grindr

Yes, but somehow Q4 2024 was all Trump.

That actually sounds amazing. Especially when you leave an air conditioned building and go sit in your car. Don’t turn it on, just sit in it for a minute and let the warmth envelope you. I love Midwestern summer.

And tragically, that’s how America elected a third party candidate.

Wrong!

Me:

I just came across this gem:

Link to the artist: Remember Remember

Hmmm. Voyager here. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Yes?

The correct amount.

Lol, I thought of this comment immediately after finding out

He could still live a few years though. Honestly, between Clinton, Trump, Biden, and Carter - they’re all at an age where it could be anyone of them.

92.5% of the way there

They’re accoutabilibuddies.

And he’s Hawley. I’m in Missouri and plenty of people here hate his guts. Granted I’m in a city, I hear that from a lot of people in the counties too.

He could be her Obama’s Luther.

Lulu Garcia-Navarro. I grew to like her when she was on NPR.

This was 538’s prediction before the 2016 election.

I never payed close enough attention, I always thought he looked like Samuel L Jackson in costume