Don’t money shift it. That’s when you feel like racing and you slam it into second from first, then from second into what you think is third but is actually first again.

You’re right. I wouldn’t, but someone did for me!

*Cries in 8GB Macbook*

Satan’s Accounting Program

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El Salvador is avery Catholic country, so they can’t kill prisoners.

Small $20 handheld sandblasters and small air tanks are great for all your hobby glass etching needs!

• Walk away and find a not incompetent lawyer.

• Send him docx files and tell him if he can’t work with modern files he needs to fix it. It’s like $30/mo for an office subscription. There’s no excuse for him being so cheap.

curl | sudo bash Gang

I butchered it

Hey baby, are you DNA helicase, because I wanna unzip your genes 😏

So what happens when Trump pardons anyone arrested, or says it’s all official acts?

Lift and shift to Azure!

Send the emails to your company’s legal team. It’s not your fight.

No, that belongs to Maria

Install Thefuck to help when you screw up commands.

This is especially true for blind people.

Vice to the President.

Wrong. 10% of your fucking job is writing bills so long and complicated that nobody has time to read them.

Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel.