Octopus
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I saw a comment that read “Bro got the rarest death message 💀”
There was a 82 year old man who had to pee and couldn’t hold it in, so he went to a train track to do it. While he was pissing, a cow from the air crushed him. His death certificate literally says “Death by a flying cow”. It turned out that cows were crossing a track and the train hit one of the cows full speed, so it was sent flying right towards the man. He ended up passing away.
They edited the title. It was good though.
Octopus@thelemmy.clubto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Youtube has started to artificially slow down video load times if you use FirefoxEnglish7·2 years agoWhat is a user agent changer you’d recommend? When I’m on Linux, I use a Firefox PWA as my YouTube webapp.
I once heard “If Apple made a car, would it still have Windows?”, and now they’re actually planning on making a car.
I have a racist joke, but it’s too black.
Octopus@thelemmy.clubto Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•*Permanently Deleted*English95·2 years agoThey are ugly. Just use -
Octopus@thelemmy.clubto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Exciting news! The free API you were using is no more free!English1·2 years agoIt’s not auto-subtitling, I checked. But that is a different thing they made (without the ad inserting part). It’s at https://ai.opensubtitles.com/
Octopus@thelemmy.clubto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•No turning left on this left turn only lane.English18·2 years agoThey really said “fuck that house in particular!”
Yeah, because there will be a nether portal and lava everywhere.
Octopus@thelemmy.clubto Memes@lemmy.ml•This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock167·2 years agoNo, this is just macOS when you boot up.
Or Bing AI
It got scared and decided to fix itself.
Octopus@thelemmy.clubto Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•YouTube's anti-adblock rollout has finally arrived for Firefox usersEnglish11·2 years agoWhy did they disable ads there?
“If you try to hide the complexity of the system, you’ll end up with a more complex system” - Aaron Griffin
ChatGPT actually puts a lot of comments in, especially when minor modifications are needed to make something work.