Zen master says: the real issue resolution is within yourself.

1. Six
2. Well, I think it’s 10:18 would you look at the watch. Wait, OMG, what if it isn’t?

That documentation sounds like marriage.

It’s all right. Deep down, we are all animals.

Lots of animals unironically do this.

“allegedly written”

Urgent business:

The AP source title is: Trump’s commerce secretary says new electronics tariff exemptions are temporary, chip tariffs coming

The part that’s been denied is that the exclusion is permanent. Since Friday, electronics from China would be subject to 20% of the fentanyl tariff and nothing more. It will be this way until Trump invents another tariff just for electronics. I believe this is what most commentators expected back in Friday, but there must be talks of capitulation and Trump couldn’t stand to lose face.

4th panel should be:

I hope you’re happy, because you get all As. Let me know if there’s anything else I can help you with, William.

The product manager nurse also goes crazy, trying to push a wheel-less wheelchair.

N * N

Source: https://retractionwatch.com/2025/02/10/vegetative-electron-microscopy-fingerprint-paper-mill/

My roommate, an American citizen, recognized the knock as that of law enforcement.

A truly US superpower.

privacy policy

look inside

sells your data

Finally, the Department of Administrative Affairs.

MAGA - Make Assembly Great Again

Das Capital.

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https://xkcd.com/1168/

An app that will save the world…and other fantasies that software developers tell themselves to feel important