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Microsoft doesn’t expect anyone to pay $80. They expect people to sub to Game Pass instead.

I’m personally pretty bummed by this news. This isn’t $450(+tax) worth of console, IMO. They went backwards in some areas (no OLED screen??) and simply refused to make much-needed improvements in others (no Hall effect sticks??).

I was really hoping the Switch 2 would go the way of the 3DS, with a disappointing launch that caused Nintendo to bring the price back down to Earth.

I simply don’t understand why people want to spend $500+ to play Mario Kart. At this point, I’ve just gotta accept the fact that it’s not a consult console - or a brand - for me.

EDIT: “consult” to “console”; keeping it as strikethrough to preserve the joke/accurate point in the reply.

We’re racing towards the Blackwall from Cyberpunk 2077…

$450 console, plus tax

This is a pathetically short list

+1. Been using Boost since Jeroba went through rough times. I’ve really enjoyed it, especially the handy feature that lets me filter all posts containing specific words.

For sure not truly better without an OLED screen and without Hall effect sticks.

Also, the price is laughable.

Article is paywalled.

Launch date?

Seems like this will be fun in moderation. I set up a price watch to grab this when it’s under $10.

I mean, most people would go back to get the back pay + a continual check while they search for a job that’s not this.

MALES

Sept. 23, 2025

OLED screen comes 2-3 years later, right around the time consumers will actually entertain the idea of purchasing the same console again.

It’s playable via Rare Replay, though still a bit rough around the edges. Absolutely avoid any other versions as the controls elsewhere are unusually unusable.

By my read, this spider is a bro.

Do we have any stats showing what percentage of eligible voters turned out this year? If the US population keeps increasing, we’d expect “record turnout” every election.

These TMNT games are always really hit or miss. Gonna wait for reviews here.

Probably Enter the Gungeon, since it’s actually rendered in 3D even though it has a 2D presentation.

A lack of adequate planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.