i’d use the open window as a foot stool, get on top of the car, jump down and carry on walking

I’m glad my bird brain could’ve been of use :D

You can just not look at the last panel

liquid ass

it looks like ass

“Yeah, you can sideload the apps, but they’re not allowed to use any of your permissions, making them functionally useless” - Google soon probably

absolutely braindead design

You’ve clearly not worked at my company

Azure devops and pipelines but only that and nothing more (not allowed to deploy to azure/microsoft stuff)

ONLY deploy cf to Aws

write primarily c# for all services, even our websites (iis 7, cshtml)

only exception is a new mobile app which is written in React Native, but even that is more bloated than the windows 11 start menu. It’s the only exception.

Projects are generally so poorly maintained, we’re still using bootstrap 4, outdated framework versions. I know personally there’s a windows server 2003 chugging along somewhere.

“we know about this (medium) bug/vuln, we can work around it. Just add this new feature to the codebase” but imagine this times 100. I quietly fix the bugs because i wouldn’t be able to live with myself otherwise.

the projects are 95% boiler plate for the simplest of tasks (curl a thing and pass it to another service has about 40 different classes), no processing…

“Aws Q first” company where none of the developers actually get access to write code with. Explicitly forbidden from using copilot: “it’ll use our code for their training”… right. Won’t someone think of our flawless, industry standard code. Also, that’s not how that works.

security none existsnt. Aws security tools used to scream at you every time you open the aws console. Solution at the company was to restrict views to those pages so (most) people don’t see the security/vuln reports. To get reports, you’d have to ask cybersec.

most developers are in a constant state of burnout.

There’s more but i’d violate my NDA too much at that point.

we’re expected to hit 1/2 b gbp profit in couple years

i think we, the developers at our company, are the biggest clowns in the entire IT industry. And yeah, we’re reponsible for your gov ids & loan applications.

ggwp

Fuck, even POLAND recognises them.

Removed by mod

Courts mean fuck all to trump… bullets however

What do you mean? It’s just steamos is arch linux with a fancy suit.

No :p it has all the tools, it just gets really confused lmao

Have you seen this video about LLMs trying to run a vending machine? It’s so fucking funny.

They try emailing the FBI over 2 dollars

I see… i didn’t know that’s how it worked.

I see, i didn’t know that. Thanks :)

To clarify, there’s no way there were no actions taken between 8 days and 3 months ago… They’re just not in order or they’re not showing every action, if that makes sense?? If you go to the next page, you’ll see that pattern continue. Sorry if I’m being confusing

honestly, if it wasn’t so piss easy to write, i wouldn’t use it at all

Ai has the sigma grindset. Fake it till you make it (but most probably crash and burn without handholding) lmao

Based music taste. 10/10

Okay, this is my last fucking straw. I’m migrating

I hope you get some good rest :)