There’s always a smaller flea

Sorry boss my copilot requires a nap and a snack to continue.

TIL the sun is dark brown. Crazy the tricks our minds play.

Paying for a “you’re smart” placque is definitely a benchmark for stupidity.

Same as iron but costs 30% more

There’s stardust all over my basement walls 😌

My codebase doesn’t have features, I’ve been refactoring hello world for 25 years.

It gets more fun when you get older and you realise you’re mostly just a tired person.

Wake me up when I can buy a lightsaber.

How else would I keep up with what’s happening?

They saw the person and ran with it

Time to wage war on the swamp people!