Who knew the Meth Gnome aka Noem who is a piece of shit, nominated by a piece of shit; would be a piece of shit?

This season’s twist is that the Intelligence community is claiming that there is no weapons. Unless the Intelligence community is doing reverse psychological on us.

Hegseth, you royally fucked it up. Leaking classified military in a Signal group chat? Excusable. A White Supremacist? Excusable. Drunken paranoia? Excusable. HOW DARE YOU FUCK UP THE PARADE!? Pack your shit up and go back to Fox News.

SD’s meth campaign

Meth, I’m on it.

Strike the Reich.

I gotta ask, who is the Meth Gnome? Cause that’s an awesome insult.

I’m shocked! Shocked! I can’t believe that Smeagol would lie about anything.

Relevant xkcd.

What about Robot Biden?

Plot twist, there is no mafia. It’s all paranoid townspeople.

And yes, slaanesh is right.

Yes, Inquisitor. This one right here.

Biden stayed on, Woodrow Wilson stayed on, Rotten Regean stayed on. I would imagine there was even more Presidents not medically competent to run the country.

Having your President medically incompetent to run America seems to be tradition.

The videos Musk so HIGH on ketamine that he is BALANCING a bunch of spoons and showing a lot fine motor control.

Everything that ketamine is famous for doing to people.

Maybe ketamine will fix that issue for us.

I made homemade deep fried fish sandwich. Very messy however it got the job done.

Jealous about the Mexican food.

Oh no, not his bladder…What does everyone want for lunch?

If Ol’ Musky did that on Ketamine. Mad respect for that. Ketamine is not known for heightening someone’s motor control.

Please, please be k-holing when it happens.

It seems like social programs are just poverty treadmills to keep a certain class of people in a quasi underclass system to be abused.

Won’t someone please think of profit line going up!?

/s