In areas where bananas are native people

Well… Multiverse theory confirmed then…

Just do Onlyfans like that other PhD person

They are certainly very affectionate birds and great fun to have around.

My only word of warning to a potential first time owner is that they are messy eaters and even messier shitters. They are also noisy AF. I loved their tunes but I’m pretty sure I pissed off the neighbor with their screeching.

Colorful parrot bird is a rainbow lorikeet if anyone is curious.

A long time ago one of these guys found their way into my house. I’m not a bird person so I had no idea what this was either. I thought it was some sort of parakeet, it loved fruits and climbing on people but it had no interest in seeds or biscuits, which I found strange.

I brought it to the nearest pet shop on my shoulder to get it ID’ed and it stayed on my shoulder the whole time till we got back home. I adopted it and we had many good years. I still miss the colorful parrot bird sometimes.

Crocodile eats bigger number is way easier to remember

We have seemingly reliable accounts of archeologist/explorers cooking and sampling frozen mammoth meat they excavated.

The meat was good enough to eat without them falling sick. Apparently it tasted like muddy meat and it had the texture of what you’d imagine bad elephant jerky would be like.

One of those red lights might be saddam

Where did you study?

Oh some university on the west of england

Yes technically almost every number is divisible by another in some way and you’re left with a remainder that spans plenty of decimal places.

But common parlance when something is said to be divisible is that the end results is a round number…

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Holy shit. That’s mildly terrifying…

So will the bowling ball gravitationally attract the earth to itself there by reach the earth an infinitesimally small amount?

Imperial march?

I hear coconut is a real treat

Oh Captain, my Captain!

Excuse me! Dr Pepper should be an absolute top left corner candidate.

95% Alcohol(any kind, ethanol, isopropyl, methanol) is a cheap, highly effective, contact killer. Spray any bug with it and it will die. Either the alcohol kills it from the toxicity or from dehydration because the alcohol cleaned off its protective wax surface.

That is one hardy mofo.

Before any sort of colonoscopy, they give you a days worth of liquid laxatives that you need to drink and you will spend the better part of the day before your procedure shitting what feels like a grown man worth of shit.

Only then will the colon look as clean as it does in the picture.

That damn bug survived all that. Either that or he climbed in a nice clean colon after all the shit was evacuated.

And cheese my cows. They could launch cows as well.

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