Go with ‘oh geez louise’ and ‘jeepers’, theb right at the end you hit them with a GADZOOKS

Even my sandals?

Hey Microsoft, who are these people you’re firing?

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

What is animate dead?

They’re rebooting The Expendables already?

It’ll be a long arduous road if she plans on losing to Eric in 2028, but I’m fully confident in her ability.

Juan Guaidó has been recently spotted with hope in his eyes. Witnesses report that he was whispering “put me in, coach”.

Gender? How about you engender in these people obedience towards the Viltrum Empire

They’re going with human sacrifice rules

Still more compatible than webp

Every billionaire is a pedophile until proven otherwise

Just a quick search gave me some fun ones

BONUS

Doesn’t even need to be too left wing, JFK put a dictatorship in Brazil cause the center left president wanted to trade with China and refused to invade Cuba

Also, I want a tradition of declassifying everything the previous administration did

Foucault’s Imperial Boomerang is my favorite level 3 spell

Damn, the US is starting to look like it was invaded by the US, did they find more oil somewhere?

Guess It was only a matter of time until the Freedom Military Complex ran out of other countries to invade.

Intercourse?

A lot of governments already do. The credit card duopoly is the reason the US decided to come after Brazil’s solution.

Why would a government just block payments for something it doesn’t like instead of, you know, making it illegal, which it already can do. I doesn’t need to block my payment to the heroin store, because the heroin store isn’t legally allowed to operate.

Tsar, you say?