I legitimately can’t stop laughing at this omg

Oh god have had people try this exact thing with me before.

I’m vibing with the donut car

That is straight up not what bed rotting is. Bed rotting is when you’re so depressed you can’t bring yourself to get out of bed at all. Like, it’s a mental health condition, not lazyness.

immediate divorce /s

Soon social media will be entirely automated, requiring no human input!

But fr wtf is the point of this 💀

If your only social interactions are through work, you’ve got a problem already.

sheer-agony/10

Putin turning to necromancy and becoming a Lich wouldn’t even surprise me at this point.

I feel like our current “AIs” are like the Virtual Intelligences in Mass Effect. They can perform some tasks and hold a conversation, but they aren’t actually “aware”. We’re still far off from a true AI like the Geth or EDI.

Which is just sad.

They legitimately don’t even try optimizing anymore.

I’d rather spend money on science than killing innocent people.

Thanks for letting me know.

Criminals aren’t going to be using services that comply anyways. They’ll have their own underground ones. This is just a violation of regular citizens rights.

Context? I don’t think most people know what you’re talking about.