Warlocks, Wards, Warriors, Warmth, Warnings…

Shoulda used the magnets for hall effect sticks rather then clacking joycons on the thing

I interpret it not as married or unmarried, but the gender they’re married to, though maybe that wouldn’t stand in court due to roundabout discrimination, I dunno.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bimbo-picks-up-a-book

Yes, please steal 5-6% of the R vote.

homey needs to smell like a gun in a pine forest or they’ll be bussed to ram ranch

Looking at the video I wouldn’t call it a meltdown. He seemed upset, but also kind of out of it, like grandpa who doesn’t necessarily have dementia but you can tell that engine ain’t getting full RPM’s anymore.

“I promise there is no lead in your water”

At this point I think they’re promising to get rid of fluoride, not lead.

It’d be a banger if the average asshole in America wasn’t so stupid that they’d read that as a positive.

Are you trying to tell me that pushing to re-elect a guy who was falling apart at the seams and currently has advanced cancer, who previously won by virtue of the other guy’s approval rating being in the toilet… then replacing him with someone who would have been completely blown out in a primary at the last minute so she couldn’t even mount a good campaign who then got hobbled by her PR team into not mounting any sort of attacks of any meaningful value… are you trying to tell me that they did something wrong???

If I had to choose between a bomber and something like r/jailbait (which was the medias first big look at reddit) as the sites big first exposure to the world, I’m going for the bomber every time.

We’re hittin the big time boys!

I’m of the opinion that MLK Jr. was largely successful because folks saw the alternative was Malcolm X… and they still fought MLK Jr. tooth and nail.

On one hand, great! On the other, wonder if this is in response to justice democrats targeting him.

https://www.axios.com/2025/04/28/justice-democrats-shri-thanedar-donavan-mckinney

Winders [The person who had the whistle blown on them initially] resigned in lieu of firing in May 2023 after being stopped while off duty by Newberg-Dundee police the month before on suspicion of driving under the influence of intoxicants. Police video showed him vomiting and falling to the ground but he was never charged.

His police certification is under review by the state Department of Public Safety Standards and Training.

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Imagine trying to play the anti-semite card against an actual jew

oh so the autopen DOES count? Get wrecked idiot.

https://www.factcheck.org/2025/03/trumps-baseless-autopen-claim/

Man if only he could like vote to get rid of them or something. too bad he’s literally powerless and can’t do a thing to stop this. /s

https://www.yahoo.com/news/breaking-down-rumors-musk-penis-230000612.html

seems iffy at best though i 100% believe the hair implant stuff no one comes back from the balding he had.

F-47? Who was trying to glaze him with that cringy shit jfc.